Sexy men and women

Because I've got bored of talking about the mess of my life, here's something completely different and utterly frivolous.

I decided to make a list of my celebrity crushes over the years.

12 male celebrities I have fancied at one time or another

1. Ewan Mcgregor - how can you not?


2. Colin Firth - has anyone seen Valmont? the one time he played a bad guy?


3. Jeremy Irons - Brideshead Revisited anyone?


4. Raplh Fiennes - words can't describe how disturbed I was when he actually made me possibly maybe like a nazi officer!


5. Kevin Bacon - isn't it nice he's played in so many films?


6. Clint Eastwood - the only reason I watch spaghetti westerns


7.Dennis Quaid - the only person who can make a southern american accent sexy


8. Tim Buckley - ever fallen in love with a voice?


9. Jarvis Cocker - in the 90s Pulp was totally my favourite britpop group


10. Jake Gylenhaal - what can I say? sexy and funny


11. Brent Corrigan - he singlehandedly converted me to gay porn


12. Chris Colfer - he makes me want to pinch his cheeks and ruffle his hair like a little boy (disturbing that!)



And because I might be straight, but I'm not blind:

10 female celebrities I find attractive

1. Audrey Hepburn - if I could only be her!

2. Katherine Hepburn - she has serious style and attitude

3.Elizabeth Taylor - I used to think she was the most beautiful woman ever

4.Helena Bonham-Carter - need I say anything?

5. Andie Macdowall - I confess that it's mostly because of Four Weddings and A Funeral

6. Salma Hayek - because latinas are the best!

7. Penelope Cruz - ditto

8. Kate Bush - all around amazing!

9.Karen Gillan- how can you not adore Amy Pond? (she get's a colour photo because she has red hair!)

10. Emma Thompson - I don't find her beautiful so much as insanely likable and funny and all around lovely.